year in beer cont’d
12.29.09
Official Invite for The (F)unemployment Festival of Beers
April 13th, 2009
Please attend this event if:
1. You are jobless
OR
2. You have a job, and a few extra bucks for others’ festival funds
Sure, not having a paycheck blows, but let’s face it: there’s worse places than SD to spend an unemployed spring and summer. On that note…
Cast your bleak outlooks aside for one magical night of affordable pints from around the world. There will be engaging conversation among the dearest of friends, sincere laughter, a-o.k. fish and chips, and probably boobs.
It’s $3 drafts at Toronado EVERY MONDAY. Every beer on tap is THREE DOLLARS! A sign of the times in and of itself, this is the perfect festival venue. The bathrooms here are fabulous.
Some of us hooligans are getting there extra early, for networking purposes of course. We’re reserving a table, and you should do the same.
See you on the Crunk Side…
When i lost my job in April, i didn’t flip the fuck out, i threw a party! Thanks to my 35 closest friends and former co-workers for providing enough fuel (in the form of Allagash Curieux) to cause one of the greatest trainwrecks of 2009.

The night started off innocent enough, but by the time the hot man on my radar showed up, i was already warmed up and thought nothing of the guest he brought: his pet (plastic) bear. i even posed with it to make him happy! Not good enough i found out.
Dude pushed the bear at my face, so i gave him a love bite.


Then the bear found a warm place. What can i say, i’m hospitable. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
Next thing i know, Dude is reaching for the bear at inopportune times- like when someone is trying to photograph us.

All signs pointed to a happily ever after sort of night, but someone told me (not too long after this photo was taken, and yes, these were all 4 of my beers) >>>>>
… that there was a disagreement in front of the bar, and each of us went our separate ways (he took the bear). Since i cannot be responsible for events which i do not recall, no apologies are necessary on my behalf. i did, however, learn an important lesson at my (F)unemployment Festival of Beers: Be wary of any hipster whose wingman is a pet plastic bear. Granite, OUT.







